Teacher: Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun.
Now pedro, wath is next to Mercury?
PEDRO: Generic pharmacy siguro ma'am, di lang ako sure.
Teacher: pilosopo! sa planets hindi mga pharmacy.
ang answer venus
sige juan anu sunod sa venus?
Juan: ka simple, Shamcey Supsup 25! Philippines!
how does strong friendship feel??
it's when in years you have not made time,
been separated by distance,
have inevitably grown apart,
and yet,when you get to meet today..
it feels like,
you've just talked yesterday.
what is a TRASH CAN?
to a kid, it's...