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| Boy: Uy wondergirls ka ba? Girl: huh? bakit? Boy: cause i want nobody, nobody but you. Girl: ah, hehehe. sorry 2ne1 ako eh Boy: bakit? Girl: cause i dont care eh, eh, eh, eh, eh |
Sunday, May 27, 2012
wondergirls ka ba? cause i want nobody, nobody but you.
Friday, May 25, 2012
I will going to return you everything you gave me. let start with the kisses
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| Girl: I wanna end our relationship. I will going to return you everything you gave me. Boy: Okay, the, let start with the kisses |
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
It takes more than a million people to complete the world.. but it only takes YOU to complete ME.
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| It takes more than a million people to complete the world.. but it only takes YOU to complete ME. |
Monday, May 21, 2012
Life is a matter of choice
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| Life is a matter of choice You can be a doctor who saves lives. A lawyer who defends lives A soldier who protects lives or just be yourself and be my life. |
Saturday, May 19, 2012
Mahilig ka ba sa asukal? Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo
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| Mahilig ka ba sa asukal? Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo |
Thursday, May 17, 2012
you are like my underwear. Co'z I can't last a day without you
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| I hate to say this, but.. you are like my underwear. Co'z I can't last a day without you |
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
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| Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers. |
Monday, May 14, 2012
kasi ang nanay mo nagturo sakin panu magmahal.
anak: tay, panu po ba magmahal?
tay: eh itanong mo sa nanay mo.
anak: bakit po kay nanay ko itatanong?
tay: kasi ang nanay mo nagturo sakin panu magmahal.
Sunday, May 13, 2012
Minamalat na naman ang puso ko. Pano kasi laging sinisigaw pangalan mo
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| Minamalat na naman ang puso ko. Pano kasi laging sinisigaw pangalan mo |
Saturday, May 12, 2012
Friday, May 11, 2012
Miss Pimple ka ba? Kasi kapag pinipilit kitang tanggalin nasasaktan ako
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| Miss Pimple ka ba? Kasi kapag pinipilit kitang tanggalin nasasaktan ako |
Thursday, May 10, 2012
baby, hindi ka ba nalulungkot - Banat Lines Collection
bf: baby, hindi ka ba nalulungkot?
gf: ha? hindi. bakit naman ako malulungkot?
bf: eh kasi magisa ka lang sa puso ko. gusto mo ng kasama?
Wednesday, May 9, 2012
Miss pinaglihi ka ba sa lindol? dumadagungdong kasin ang puso ko kapag nakikita kita.
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| Miss pinaglihi ka ba sa lindol? dumadagungdong kasin ang puso ko kapag nakikita kita. |
Tuesday, May 8, 2012
aanhin mo pa ang damo, kung ang garden mo ay sementado?
aanhin mo pa ang damo,
kung ang garden mo ay sementado?
kung ang garden mo ay sementado?
Monday, May 7, 2012
Miss nasaan ka kagabi?.. nasa bahay lang.. kaya pala wala ka sa panaginip ko
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| Miss nasaan ka kagabi?.. nasa bahay lang.. kaya pala wala ka sa panaginip ko |
ang buhay natin ay parang isang masarap na sauce. maraming nakikisawsaw. - Tagalog Banat Lines
ang buhay natin
ay parang isang masarap na sauce.
maraming nakikisawsaw.
ay parang isang masarap na sauce.
maraming nakikisawsaw.
kung hindi ka na masaya sa buhay mo, bakit hindi mo subukan ang buhay na kasama AKO? - Pick-up Lines Collection
kung hindi ka na masaya sa buhay mo,
bakit hindi mo subukan ang buhay
na kasama AKO?
bakit hindi mo subukan ang buhay
na kasama AKO?
I'm gonna put some super glue on my hands. So I can hold you forever
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| I'm gonna put some super glue on my hands. So I can hold you forever |
Saturday, May 5, 2012
Alam mo bang may iba't ibang view? - Pinoy Banat Lines Collection
boy: alam mo bang may iba't ibang view?
girl: huh??
boy: di ba may side, top and front view.
girl: tapos?
boy: alam mo ba ano ang best view?
girl: ano?
boy: LOView!
girl: huh??
boy: di ba may side, top and front view.
girl: tapos?
boy: alam mo ba ano ang best view?
girl: ano?
boy: LOView!
kung kasing lakas lang sana ng stethoscope ang tenga mo, narinig mo na sana. na IKAW ang tinitibok ng puso ko
kung kasing lakas lang sana ng stethoscope
ang tenga mo,
narinig mo na sana.
na IKAW ang tinitibok ng puso ko
ang tenga mo,
narinig mo na sana.
na IKAW ang tinitibok ng puso ko
May bagong unlimited, unlimited ka sa puso ko - Pinoy Pickup lines collection
Girl: May bagong unlimited a?
Boy: o? ano namang unli yun?
Girl: Ikaw. Unlimited ka sa puso ko.
Boy: WOW! talaga?
Girl: Oo! Bukas expired ka na.
Boy: o? ano namang unli yun?
Girl: Ikaw. Unlimited ka sa puso ko.
Boy: WOW! talaga?
Girl: Oo! Bukas expired ka na.
You look like my 5th GF.. Bakit ilan na ba GF mo? 4..
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| You look like my 5th GF.. Bakit ilan na ba GF mo? 4.. |
Friday, May 4, 2012
Tagalog Pick-up Lines Collection - gf and bf walking around the mall when a flirt came rushing towards them.
gf and bf walking around the mall when a flirt came rushing towards them.
flirt: hi handsome. i'm James. and you are?
bf: i'm hers.
Thursday, May 3, 2012
kaya mo ba akong murahin? kasi kung hindi, mahalin mo nlang ako
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| kaya mo ba akong murahin? kasi kung hindi, mahalin mo nlang ako |
Wednesday, May 2, 2012
delete na kita sa facebook ko…. ha bakit ayaw mo na akong maging frends??? hindi…gus2 ko kasi more than frends na…
delete na kita sa facebook ko….
ha bakit ayaw mo na akong maging frends???
hindi…gus2 ko kasi more than frends na…
BOYS: SUPERMAN ba kayo? GIRLS: Hindi bakit? BOYS: SUPERMANhid niyo kasi.... GIRLS: BATMAN ba kayo? BOYS: hindi, bakit? GIRLS: BATMANloloko kayo?
BOYS: SUPERMAN ba kayo?
GIRLS: Hindi bakit?
BOYS: SUPERMANhid niyo kasi....
GIRLS: BATMAN ba kayo?
BOYS: hindi, bakit?
GIRLS: BATMANloloko kayo?
Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh? hahaha.. May alam ka pa bang iba? Wala na akong maisip eh. Coz all i ever think of is you.
Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh? hahaha!
May alam ka pa bang iba?
Wala na akong maisip eh.
Coz all i ever think of is you.
Tuesday, May 1, 2012
of all the drinks i have tried, i'd compare you to a cup of coffee. a little bitter, a little sweet but oh, so HOT
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| of all the drinks i have tried, i'd compare you to a cup of coffee. a little bitter, a little sweet but oh, so HOT |
Why pollute my precious body with unnecessary drugs, when all i need is your desire to make me high
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| Why pollute my precious body with unnecessary drugs, when all i need is your desire to make me high |
BOY: Can i call you mine? GIRL: that's not my name, i'm YOURS.
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| BOY: Can i call you mine? GIRL: that's not my name, i'm YOURS. |
someone said to me, I LOVE YOU! i sneezed, i replied, "sorry, but i'm allergic to lies."
someone said to me,
I LOVE YOU!
i sneezed, i replied,
"sorry, but i'm allergic to lies."
I LOVE YOU!
i sneezed, i replied,
"sorry, but i'm allergic to lies."
MISS ME or HATE ME, both are in my favor. if you miss me, i'm in your HEART. if you hate me, i'll always be in your MIND.
MISS ME or HATE ME,
both are in my favor. if you miss me,
i'm in your HEART.
if you hate me,
i'll always be in your MIND.
both are in my favor. if you miss me,
i'm in your HEART.
if you hate me,
i'll always be in your MIND.
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