A guy asked a girl what's her dream wedding:
"A wedding of elaborate elegance, a church filled with flowers and friends.
How about you?"
The guy answered,
"One that will make you my wife."
A girl with some friends went to a bar.
When she read a sign saying: BELOW 18 NOT ALLOWED.
The girl said, "Hay naku! Wag na tayong tumuloy, SAMPU LANG TAYO!"
A father said to his five year old son:
"Did you know that the only word in the dictionary that starts with SU but pronouced as SH is sugar?"
The son just smiled and said, "SURE?"
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