Boy: saya ng araw ko!
Girl: bakit naman?
Boy: dahil kasama kita..
Boy: shabu ka ba?
Girl: ha? bkt?
Boy: nkka-adik ka kasi.
Boy: You look like my 5th gf.
Girl: Ilan na ba naging gf mo?
Boy: 4.
boy: ms. alam mo para kang chicharon,
girl: why naman???
boy: ang sarap mo kcing kainin at papakin
brown out kba ?
kasi wala akong makitang iba pagksama kita"
Saturday, February 25, 2012
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gf and bf walking around the mall when a flirt came rushing towards them. flirt: hi handsome. i'm James. and you are? bf: i'm...
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Juan: Tay ano po ang difference ng dinner sa supper? Tatay: Pag kumain tayo sa labas DINNER, Kapag ang nanay mo ang nagluto SUPPER.
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