Great person, ikaw yan.
Great friend, ikaw rin yan.
Great looks, sa'yo talaga yan.
Great heart, sa'yo pa rin yan.
Great taste, sobra ka na. KAPE na yan.
Gusto ko nang mamatay,
para makasama na ang anghel na tulad mo!
guy: Miss nagpapayong ka ba?
chx: Bakit?
guy: inuulan ka kasi ng kagandahan eh
Guy: mrs. Pwede ko po ba ligawan anak nyo?
Mrs: di pwede nag aaral pa sya..
Guy:ahh.. Ok po, mamaya na lang uwian
GUY: wag nalang tayo maging friend.. cousin nalang
GIRL: hmmm, bakit naman?
GUY: COUSIN-TAHAN
Saturday, February 25, 2012
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gf and bf walking around the mall when a flirt came rushing towards them. flirt: hi handsome. i'm James. and you are? bf: i'm...
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