Miss, kahoy ka ba?
Sarap mo kasing sibakin.
Miss, let me take your temperature.
Coz I think you're hot!
Miss, naturukan ka ba ng anesthesia?
Bakit di mo maramdamang mahal kita?
miss, para kang kayamanan,
kasi sarap mung ibaon
Boy: Miss, patulong, pwede mo ba kunin para sakin number ng isang tao dito?
Girl: ok who?
Boy: yung kausap ko ngayon.
Saturday, March 3, 2012
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gf and bf walking around the mall when a flirt came rushing towards them. flirt: hi handsome. i'm James. and you are? bf: i'm...
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