miss, pwede ba kta abutin ?
ikaw kasi pangarap ko eh
Miss, your legs are like mayonnaise.
They are best when spread out!
malupit na banat ng isang batang tamad
sa kanyang mapag-utos na ina:
"umayos ka ma!
ang diyos nga sampu lng ang utos, kaw madami!
gusto mo ipako din kita?
Ms.nurse/cardiologist ka ba?
Pwede mo po bang alagaan ang puso ko?
multo ka ba?
kase pag naki2ta kita bumibilis tibok ng puso ko eh
Saturday, March 3, 2012
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People easily judge other people with-out knowing the whole story. -
I don't need someone whose perfect all I need is someone doing nothing, and yet, keeps me falling -
Yung mga manloloko hindi nauubos yan, pero kaming mga seryoso konting-konti nalang.
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